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nicklouse
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Fernando Alonso can expect more love in Barcelona than a Pussycat Doll at the Hamiltons.
from Sam at BBC sport.
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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"I have overcome my will power and decided to smoke again" Mark Twain0
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from rob warner at the world dh cup about steve peat
"this man has done more for mountain biking than osama bin laden has done for terrorism"
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brownix wrote:
"this man has done more for mountain biking than osama bin laden has done for terrorism"
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Suppose you have to be a fan, but Fred Dinbah said:
"Some people think I am a bit of a lunatic"0 -
supersonic wrote:Suppose you have to be a fan, but Fred Dinbah said:
"Some people think I am a bit of a lunatic"
Definitely a fan
Love his cllassic "Did ya like that" after he'd just demolished a chimney the good old fashioned wayVis Unita Fortior0 -
Hehe! There have been loads more uplaods on Youtube lately including that classic documentary from 79 (with that legendary saying!). In fact that is what I took the above quote from!
"you only fall off one of these once"
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supersonic wrote:Suppose you have to be a fan, but Fred Dinbah said:
"Some people think I am a bit of a lunatic"
I guess you had to be there0 -
Not a famous quote, probably not really a quote but it that amused me non the less...last night I was getting directions from my friends housemate to the chinese take away, I was driving (dangerous I know) and he was in the passenger seat.
Me: 'Shall I go left or right?'
Him: 'Yes'Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Quote from the opposition's manager when one of our players fouled one of theirs at last weeks SUnday league match -
"Ref!! Look at him climbing!! He's all over him like a tramp on a kipper!!!"
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On the theme of giving directions, my missus some years ago:
Her: 'go right, no, no, no the other right'
Me: 'that'd be left then.'It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
I've bought a new bike....ouch - result
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That one got me stumpyNow that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:10
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andrew156 wrote:supersonic wrote:Suppose you have to be a fan, but Fred Dinbah said:
"Some people think I am a bit of a lunatic"
I guess you had to be there
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One of the guys I work with is a *bit* mince... When he was told there was an easier way (by far!!) of doing the job he was on, he replied "I'll do it the hard way bud, it's easier"...
But then, we do call him dum-dum. A bit harsh, but man, he's mince...
Boo-yah mofo
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My favourites, it's not a quote, well sort off:
The 6th Day - the movie
Adam: "You should clone yourself while your still alive."
Drucker: "So I can understand your unique perspective?"
Adam: "No. So you can go Fuck Yourself!"
Later: "When I said you should screw yourself. I didn't mean it literally."
and this:
True Lies - the movie
Salim: "Do you know what this is?"
Harry: "I know what this is.. it's an espresso machine... no no no.. it's a snow-cone maker.. is it a WATER heater?"
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Here's a few for you!!!!
"When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is." **
“If I feel depressed I will sing. If I feel sad I will laugh. If I feel ill I will double my labor. If I feel fear I will plunge ahead. If I feel inferior I will wear new garments. If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice. If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come. If I feel incompetent I will think of past success. If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals. Today I will be the master of my emotions.” **
"someone (preferably me) needs to grab you and hold you close and let you know life is filled with danger and someone (me) will pull you through safely"
"I would love to lend you money but someone stole my money tree from the garden when I was out"
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"The car in front is unique, exept for the one behind it which is identical"
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Giant Trance X4 (2010)
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"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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Films...
Broken Arrow >
JTravolta - Do you know what it feels like to be knocked out? You brain pushes against your skull and it feels like THIS.
Ace Ventura>
Ace - If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
Lois Einhorn - Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.
Ace - Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
George Carlin'nulla tenaci invia est via'
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes - Oscar WildeMr. Churchill, you are drunk.
And Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. I’ll be sober in the morning.
And finally:If you can't fix it with gaffer tape, you're not using enough! - Unknown0 -
Blackadder;
when he refers to his epitaph(spelling?)
'here lies Edmond Blackadder, and he is BLOODY annoyed'0 -
It might be a common quote here but it wasnt back home when I heard this from a mate...
'She had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs'
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Nancy Astor (to Churchill): If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it.
Woman on a train noticed Churchill's fly was open: "Mr Churchill, your penis is sticking out!".
Churchill: "Madam, don't flatter yourself. It is merely hanging out."You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.0 -
Walking is better than running away, and crawlin' ain't no good at all.
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It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but
I don't always agree with them.
George Bush
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Kiwi Kranker wrote:It might be a common quote here but it wasnt back home when I heard this from a mate...
'She had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs'
or alternatively....
like a....
...joiners nailbag.
...bulldog chewing a wasp.
...dropped pie (usually not to describe the face....more the ahem..welll...pink bits.)Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells.0 -
Blimey, if that skirt was hitched any higher I could see what you had for breakfast.
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cee wrote:Kiwi Kranker wrote:It might be a common quote here but it wasnt back home when I heard this from a mate...
'She had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs'
or alternatively....
like a....
...joiners nailbag.
...bulldog chewing a wasp.
...dropped pie (usually not to describe the face....more the ahem..welll...pink bits.)
As a twist to the bulldog
...bulldog sucking p1ss off a nettle.Scott Ransom 10
Stumpy FSR Comp
Wilier Izoard
1994 Shogun Prairie Breaker Expert...ahhh yesssss
'I didnt need those front teeth anyway..'0