just change your name to 'Scott'
Found one that is pretty damn close - pfuk itallic, free download here:http://www.searchfreefonts.com/free/pfuk4.htm
You will have to reduce the kerning a little and make an outline.
Let us know how it comes out. If it looks good, I might do mine as well.
All ordered in the pfuk font, gonna be some tank slappin if it looks censored