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Kebab Pot Noodle

supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
edited May 2009 in The Crudcatcher
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  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    sounds SOO wrong in many ways.

    I want.
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  • supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
    That's what I thought when out shopping yesterday. So I bought one.
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    supersonic wrote:
    That's what I thought when out shopping yesterday. So I bought one.

    I will have to wait till Xmas :cry:
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  • supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
    Lol, I'll have to send you one!

    Drinking the chilli enhanced gravy at the bottom was a mistake, I was out of breath after and nose running like a tap.
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    Sweet.
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  • ooo sounds interesting :)

    surely not as good as the real thing tho!!
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    bigbenj_08 wrote:
    ooo sounds interesting :)

    surely not as good as the real thing tho!!

    cant get the real thing out here. it has some cream sauce on it. Miss the chilli.
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  • !!!!
    thats like fish and chips in london.... the fish still has skin on FFS!!!

    If you want a good kebab then in Ahmets in Lytham. A-Mazing.
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    As are the ones I used to frequent.

    but out here!

    Oh but i will highly reomend any Kebab shop in Mainz Germany. Proper sause and proper meat, better than the processed UK stuff.

    Imagine going out for lunch in the Week and having a Kebab.

    Yep not the stager me home Kebab these.
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  • ratty2kratty2k Posts: 3,872
    There is no other kind of kebab nick, only stagger home ones. :lol:
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    the humble kebab is actually a compass for getting you home, have you ever noticed drunken folk staring into their kebabs whilst aimlessly wandering in the general driection of their homes!
  • supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
    Just had a chicken vindaloo! Lovely, but outclassed the pot noodle for heat!

    I'm sending the packaging off to sellafield for reprocessing.
  • MissBint37MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Ergh....pot noodle is wrongness and made of cardboard no matter what flavour!

    This is coming however from someone who has never eaten doner meat
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  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Ergh....pot noodle is wrongness and made of cardboard no matter what flavour!

    This is coming however from someone who has never eaten doner meat

    Fail.

    :wink:
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    1st: eat doner meat

    2nd: chicken and mushroom pot noodle sandwiches are in the top 5 things i have ever put in my mouth.
  • whyamiherewhyamihere Posts: 7,547
    Doner meat and chips = sex on a plate.

    Alternatively, heart attack on a plate, but it's so good...
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    dont like chips.
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    nicklouse wrote:
    dont like chips.

    that is not possible
  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 50,675 Lives Here
    nicklouse wrote:
    dont like chips.

    that is not possible

    it is easy.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
    Mushrooms are vile though. Taste like he stuff they grow on.
  • ratty2kratty2k Posts: 3,872
    Mushrooms are great, and nick, I'm sorry but not liking chips? WTF! man :shock: :lol: Thats just wrong!
    Kebab meat chip and curry- lovely! Top food for staggering back from the pub.
    As for a Donner, got to be with lots of onions and no other salad, drowned in garlic mayo and chilli sauce. :twisted:
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  • supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
    Well, doesn't appeal to me ;-)

    robertson_phallus_hadriani.jpg
  • ratty2kratty2k Posts: 3,872
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • mongoosedmongoosed Posts: 315
    Nice pic :D:D
  • supersonicsupersonic Posts: 82,708 Lives Here
    I think this potato takes honours in the 'phallic vegetable and mushroom' competetion:

    phallic%20potato.jpg

    Mushroom and chips in handily shaped penis configuration!
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    none for me thanks, im already full
  • ratty2kratty2k Posts: 3,872
    supersonic wrote:
    I think this potato takes honours in the 'phallic vegetable and mushroom' competetion:

    phallic%20potato.jpg

    Mushroom and chips in handily shaped penis configuration!

    Thats obscene! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    I talk to him everyday....
  • mick851mick851 Posts: 56
    edited May 2009
    :shock: that picture has just reminded me, anyone got number for clap clinic??? :lol:
  • dave_hilldave_hill Posts: 3,877
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Ergh....pot noodle is wrongness and made of cardboard no matter what flavour!

    Not quite but nearly. I've been to a factory where they make them and quite frankly it's frightening. But that doesn't stop them being top post-pub nosh.
    MissBint37 wrote:
    This is coming however from someone who has never eaten doner meat

    You've got a lot of living to do yet!!!

    I love these threads! We've gone from kebab-flavour Pot Noodle to c0ck-shaped veg in two pages!!
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    im off to find some veg shaped cocks...........................................
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