Soup Anyone?
The Northern Monkey
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since 4am i've had cream of beef dispensing outa my arse and chunky carrot and tomato outa my mouth.
Lovely. Last time I have a subway!
Any advise how I can get rid of diarrhoea? i feel like utter shite today.
B
Lovely. Last time I have a subway!
Any advise how I can get rid of diarrhoea? i feel like utter shite today.
B
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Keep your fluids up, and electrolytes.
Loperamide can stem the runs, but I like pepto as soothes both ends lol.0 -
supersonic wrote:Keep your fluids up, and electrolytes.
Loperamide can stem the runs, but I like pepto as soothes both ends lol.
I'll send the GF out for one or the other of above. I feel like death0 -
Pepto is great! Tastes a bit weird, and tuens yer crap black, but stops you puking and doing rapidfire rearend volleys. Good for hangovers!0
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pepto is made from vodoo magic! Its day glow pink but comes out black! thats some crazy shizzle, but defo works.0
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Sounds perfect. Just managed 2 slices of toast, but water is just going straight thru me
Thank god i'm not on the train back to london today!0 -
SS and jairaj.... seriously thanks.
took some at 2pm and i've felt SO much better. starting to drink more water now, haven't eaten as my stomach is a bit iffy but i'm a million times better than this morning!
BTW pepto tastes like my dads toothpaste, euthymol!0 -
Yes, it does smell the same doesn't it?!
I've started with it now, just played a backside overture in the big white concert hall. Peto for me tomorrow!0 -
You can't blame subway for the poos!
Subway is great!0 -
I don't wanna go into one here - but why is it crap - same as any other sandwich shop!0
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supersonic wrote:Yes, it does smell the same doesn't it?!
I've started with it now, just played a backside overture in the big white concert hall. Peto for me tomorrow!
black plop today...thats a n experience in itself!! I would have got realy worried if you didn't warn me about it!gcwebbyuk wrote:You can't blame subway for the poos!
Subway is great!
Well i ate the exact same as my GF all day apart rom she had a McD's and I went for a Sub.
I dont normally have them but its the last time I eat one thats or sure!0 -
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gcwebbyuk wrote:I don't wanna go into one here - but why is it crap - same as any other sandwich shop!
i had a job delivering gas canisters for drinks machines and pubs one summer, and they delivered to all the subway shops, i went in and saw the guy mixing up all the tuna mayo gunk in a bowl with his bare hands, then stick it on the floor uncovered to store it, quick wipe with a massive tissue thing, then arm first into another bowl. the guy was rank, definately the smelly kid at school.
i wouldnt imagine thats commonplace in all stores but it was enough for me to never eat in any of them again.i spent all me money on whisky and beer!!!0 -
Eat chalk.0
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bigbenj_08 wrote:since 4am i've had cream of beef dispensing outa my ars* and chunky carrot and tomato outa my mouth.
Lovely. Last time I have a subway!
Any advise how I can get rid of diarrhoea? i feel like utter shite today.
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Hey B,
I'm sure you are over your bout of the squits by now but if there's a next time take a big spoon full of Bisto gravy powder. It browns and thickens.0 -
Bananas and hard boiled eggs...fuck takin' chemical shit!0