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The Northern Monkey
The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
since 4am i've had cream of beef dispensing outa my arse and chunky carrot and tomato outa my mouth.

Lovely. Last time I have a subway!

Any advise how I can get rid of diarrhoea? i feel like utter shite today.

B

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Keep your fluids up, and electrolytes.

    Loperamide can stem the runs, but I like pepto as soothes both ends lol.
  • supersonic wrote:
    Keep your fluids up, and electrolytes.

    Loperamide can stem the runs, but I like pepto as soothes both ends lol.
    kewl, i'm trying to drink squash...feeling a tad bit beter than 5am :(

    I'll send the GF out for one or the other of above. I feel like death :(
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Pepto is great! Tastes a bit weird, and tuens yer crap black, but stops you puking and doing rapidfire rearend volleys. Good for hangovers!
  • jairaj
    jairaj Posts: 3,009
    pepto is made from vodoo magic! Its day glow pink but comes out black! thats some crazy shizzle, but defo works.
  • Sounds perfect. Just managed 2 slices of toast, but water is just going straight thru me :(

    Thank god i'm not on the train back to london today!
  • SS and jairaj.... seriously thanks.
    took some at 2pm and i've felt SO much better. starting to drink more water now, haven't eaten as my stomach is a bit iffy but i'm a million times better than this morning!

    BTW pepto tastes like my dads toothpaste, euthymol!
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Yes, it does smell the same doesn't it?!

    I've started with it now, just played a backside overture in the big white concert hall. Peto for me tomorrow!
  • gcwebbyuk
    gcwebbyuk Posts: 1,926
    You can't blame subway for the poos!

    Subway is great!
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    gcwebbyuk wrote:
    You can't blame subway for the poos!

    Subway is great!

    yes you can.....subway is crap.
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  • gcwebbyuk
    gcwebbyuk Posts: 1,926
    I don't wanna go into one here - but why is it crap - same as any other sandwich shop!
  • supersonic wrote:
    Yes, it does smell the same doesn't it?!

    I've started with it now, just played a backside overture in the big white concert hall. Peto for me tomorrow!
    :lol: yea, seems really wierd for me to be drinking it though!

    black plop today...thats a n experience in itself!! I would have got realy worried if you didn't warn me about it!
    gcwebbyuk wrote:
    You can't blame subway for the poos!

    Subway is great!

    Well i ate the exact same as my GF all day apart rom she had a McD's and I went for a Sub.
    I dont normally have them but its the last time I eat one thats or sure!
  • ednino
    ednino Posts: 684
    immodium :lol:
  • gcwebbyuk wrote:
    I don't wanna go into one here - but why is it crap - same as any other sandwich shop!

    i had a job delivering gas canisters for drinks machines and pubs one summer, and they delivered to all the subway shops, i went in and saw the guy mixing up all the tuna mayo gunk in a bowl with his bare hands, then stick it on the floor uncovered to store it, quick wipe with a massive tissue thing, then arm first into another bowl. the guy was rank, definately the smelly kid at school.

    i wouldnt imagine thats commonplace in all stores but it was enough for me to never eat in any of them again.
    i spent all me money on whisky and beer!!!
  • Soggz
    Soggz Posts: 221
    Eat chalk.
  • 7builder
    7builder Posts: 8
    bigbenj_08 wrote:
    since 4am i've had cream of beef dispensing outa my ars* and chunky carrot and tomato outa my mouth.

    Lovely. Last time I have a subway!

    Any advise how I can get rid of diarrhoea? i feel like utter shite today.

    B

    Hey B,

    I'm sure you are over your bout of the squits by now but if there's a next time take a big spoon full of Bisto gravy powder. It browns and thickens. :lol:
  • Soggz
    Soggz Posts: 221
    Bananas and hard boiled eggs...fuck takin' chemical shit!