kronenbourg and D.U.I (Dialling Under the influence)

The Big Cheese

Never drinking Kronenbourg again, or Sambuca.... phoned up EVERY female I know in my phonebook, totally drunk as ****...

Woke up this morning, looking for the cat that s**t in my mouth, only to find text messages from said girls in phonebook.... ooohhhh the shame of it all...... and they were not good messages, I guess that's why they call them 'EX's' :roll:

I shouldn't be in charge of phones OR PC when I am pissed... lol

head is hung in shame... ha ha :oops:

Nick Dastardly

Don't worry mate it's happened to the best of us.

New Year's Eve I surpassed myself. Got a text from the ex wishing me a happy new year, to which I replied (and this is word for word as I still have it saved in my sent items folder):
"Hazel happy new year to you! Can I come round and smash your back door in? Xxx Love you to bits Xxx"

Which was immediately followed by:
"You can be the bread, I can be the butter, and we can make sandwiches! Xxx"

gazvenn

nick, u sir are a hero

Nick Dastardly

Why thank you. The best bit is that after the first one she did actually invite me over! I guess I'm quite hard to get over, if I do say so myself. And I do say so.

Andy

Pics of Hazel?

Nick Dastardly

Not happening I'm afraid! You'll just have to use your imagination.

On a side note, I'm off out tonight so will surely send some daft tests. I'll keep you all updated.........

GT Destroyer

Ahh the perils and potholes of drinking! Its shameful.

Nick Dastardly

Join the dark side GT, Jack Daniels is your father etc..........

(Seriously though well done on making it to 23 days! Every week since New Year I've planned on having the weekend off and it's not happened!)

GT Destroyer

Add another 3 to that bad boy - Its 26 now for me! (I had forgotten to change my sig so I suppose I'll let you off)