Will anyone wash my bike?

FAT_ROB

Good day

I took my Specialized Tarmac out for my usual commute the other day (well sometime pre christmas) and well to be honest, staggering home with it on the train awash with festive cheer lets just say it is in need of a bit of TLC and a wash.

Problem is I can't be bothered.

Anyone willing to do it for me??? I'll make you a brew if your lucky!!!

Anonymous

I'll do it, 30 quid an hour.

Also bear in mind I count travel too, I'd be cycling to your destination, and it's still 30 quid an hour .

Be pretty hard to do lol

STEFANOS4784

I will also make an offer 15 quid per half hour.

redvee

I'll do it for 50p/minute, you'll need to supply the hot water, cleaning fluid and show me how to do it 3 times before I start. The clock stars as soon as you do. Other T&Cs, you must have a 32" plasma TV for me to watch the how to vids on, a beer fridge with in arms reach of leather lazyboy chair that I sit on and an attractive blonde, to get the door when the pizza arrives, who shall be wwearing a string of tinsel, after all it is xmas, and not a lot else.

pottssteve

I'll do it if you post it over to me and pay for the return air fare (business class). You can unblock my toilet while I'm doing it.
Cheers

FAT_ROB

Gee

Thanks for all the offers folks.

In the end I made my butler do it