Man flu

supersonic

I haveth it. A disgusting dose of throat demons and gungy nose. And I feel censored !

Please send whisky/beer/money/attractive women to me.

Thank you

Supersonic Esq.

Anonymous

bullcrap, you don;t have man flu, or you couldn;t get up to write that.
If it was REAL manflu, you'd be on a life suport machine, and a drip, moaning for help as you take your last few mortal breaths!

supersonic

I am, I had to blink to communicate with my team of nurses!

Anonymous

supersonic

I bequeath thee my Zaskar if it gets me.

sparrowlegs78

I'm on my way over..you wanted sexy women and i'm the only substitute ..lmao

supersonic

LOL, well you know where I live! ;-)

sparrowlegs78

Whayy hayyyy..i'll go dig the Merlin out now..i'll be there in 24 hours lmao

supersonic

In this weather you'll catch flu too!

sparrowlegs78

Yeah..but it'll be woman flu...i'll carry on regardless

supersonic

Hehe. Got some Polish honey vodka in the cupboard. Should kill the bugs. And my throat. And my liver...

Anonymous

Supersonic, I think you've pulled! Damn, I wish I was that smoooooooth!

That reminds me of a story of a bassist from a band. He was completely "ragged" on tour, and ended up in a hospital bed, in a pool of his own erm, ahem, chocolate, and vomiting constantly, but he STILL managed to bag a nurse! :shock:

supersonic

Hehe, rather than bag a colostomy.

Ol' Sparrow and I are just good friends - she's taller than me, that's bad for any man!

Anyways, went to the pub for a feew, feel MUCH better! Not sure whether that will be reciprocated in the morning, but hey ho, no pain, take it as it comes, nothing ventured and all that.

Anonymous

taller than you? hmm, I swear that's bad for the self esteem.
I used to date a girl who was exactly the same height as me, but insisted on wearing tall heels whenever we went out anywhere. On the plus side, her cleavage was almost exactly at eye level, so it gave me a legitimate excuse from time to time!

supersonic

Yes, I suppose advantages are to be had! And you can shag them standing up without having to bend your legs.

She is 6ft 2 though, and thats like, big.

GT Destroyer

That is big for a lady - Probably the tallest lady here?

So how do you feel now sonic - did the beer do the trick last night?

lexiekay

Yes, I suppose advantages are to be had! And you can shag them standing up without having to bend your legs.

Ha ha ha

Hope you're feeling better anyway.... In my experience, alcohol generally helps. But then I've never had man flu!

supersonic

I'm not so bad thanks! A couple of pints (a couple of couple of pints ;-)) helped me drift off... bit bunged up and sleepy, but could be worse.

lexiekay

Thats good, friend of mine swears that the best way to get over man flu is to get well and truly wasted. you dont notice feeling bad when you've had a few drinks, and the next day you're so busy thinking about how bad the hangover is that you dont notice the flu at all.....

supersonic

Very true! Gonna wonder into the kitchen and fry some stuff, have a lot of orange juice to top the minerals up... then go back to bed methinks ;-)

Surf-Matt

Good whiskey, fresh lemon juice and honey with hot water works a treat.

Went out with a 5'11" bird many years ago - I'm 5'8" and felt even more dwarven than usual for a year. She was a looker though so I could pretend I'd pulled a model...

supersonic

Whiskey at lunch time... why the hell not!!!

Had my zinc pill too.

sparrowlegs78

I am not tall...me and gravity have had an argument thats all lol.
How do ya think my Hubby feels...he's only 5ft 6"...
Caz xxxx

Anonymous

I think your hubbby will be more worried about you going to Sonic's to ease his pain, ahem!

sparrowlegs78

Nah...he likes Sonic...well he likes Sonics old bike
Caz xxxx

supersonic

Well I am awake! Barely alive... Need food! Now where is that pizza hut number...

supersonic

Much better today! Must have got through half a roll of Andrex in the night though. For my nose, you pervs before you say owt!

Anonymous

I hate having a runny nose, it always ends up raw from blowing it too much.

supersonic

I end up stuffing half a kleenex up each nostril.

Lunaeventer

Attractive image!!

Good to know you are feeling better.

supersonic

Lol, I'm in full on 'stig' mode at the minute anyway, scruffy beard, sore nose, so couldn't look too much worse hehe.