Double Entendres Anyone?

johnnyrotten

I don't believe in the over-use of sexual innuendoes, but I do like to slip one in every now and again. And my new sport of choice is a minefield;

'Crank shaft', 'bar end', 'bottom bracket', 'bottoming out', and my personal favourite, 'Minimum Insertion Depth.'

Now my Mrs is complaining that every morning I give her 'rock shock.' But its only a 'display model'. 8)

Can anyone think of any others?

The Northern Monkey

You could buy a tranny if you wanted :P

johnnyrotten

Would the tranny come with a tool?

The Northern Monkey

i think the idea is to ride the tranny.....man thats gross....one of the reason i'd never buy an ibis tranny, it might be a good bike, but why the name!

johnnyrotten

If you tested different trannys that could be awkward. 'I preffered the 18' Tranny...'

'ball bearings!' huh,huh.

The Northern Monkey

you might get a rusty rim on an old bike....

johnnyrotten

LOL! Then you would have to 'pull out the old inner tube' and 'service' the wheel.

Nick Dastardly

He he, "slip one in".
As an engineer I get some brilliant ones like "tip penetration" and "long member", but I can't think of any bike related ones.

johnnyrotten

Nick, there must be 'loads'. Or I am maybe just really childish. For example, "Quick Release". Oh no, not again!! :oops:

Bmjboy

Im going to fine you 1 groat for use of my signature catchphrase!

Im off to lube my shaft and scrub the missus' rear pannier bags.....

crimsondynamo

Yeah I've got a cool tool, so I can adjust my nuts. I also lengthened my stem recently, improved performance guaranteed. Slack ride? A quarter twist on the nipples can make all the difference!

And of course: 5 inches front and rear, that's what you want!

johnnyrotten

THAT'S where the seed was planted from!! And I thought I was being smart. I owe you a Groat.

Well, dinner was a big one this evening, so I'm off to check my 'cable length'. Then I'll go to the garage for one last look at my calliper 'MOUNT'.

johnnyrotten

One last push, and I’m done after this.

I went to my 'local bike shop' for some 'professional' assistance with my kickstand, and anything else I could get . There wasn’t a tight bush in sight. I had to settle for a granny ring, that felt like it had more teeth than a big ring.
Thankfully, I felt some dampening in her bottom bracket. She asked if I wore protection, and I said that I only ever rode clipless. After some chain whip action, we got down to some head angles. I didn't get the quick release I was hoping for. She said I must have a case of lock-nut. So, I asked for a thumb shifter, followed by a double-butted sprint finish and hey presto, quick release! Only problem now is that I need a new helmet because I didn’t use Dura-ace.

pemsey

Always keen to get a leg-over for a long hard ride Followed a lass on a bike the other day - she had a magnificent rack - .....one of those Topeak ones tha knows etc etc etc

Dazzza

My nipples could do with a greasing. :P

johnnyrotten

I'm not doing it for you Dazzza. Whaddya think I am? Sick?

passout

:oops: :oops: Granny ring (variant of Granny gear).......a bit much?