POOOOOOOOOO!!!
The Northern Monkey
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:evil: just rode through some dog cr*p....i ducking hate it :evil:
If your not gonna pick it up then you shouldn't have a friggin' dog!!
End of rant.
If your not gonna pick it up then you shouldn't have a friggin' dog!!
End of rant.
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All dog owners should be shot.
Bit harsh, but it would stop the problem i reckon.
OR...
What about arse-neutering for the dog? Sew up it's bumhole so it can't crap?0 -
And have them vomiting sh*t everywhere? No thanks!"Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling." ~James E. Starrs0
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hmm. Fair ennough.
Just been playing some Bioshock again, maybe there's some weird genetic thing we could do to dogs that make them not crap?0 -
It is a major downfall of the common hound.
Luckily ours only goes in a large area of scrubland set aside for that very purpose.
We did have some embarrassing moments when she was a puppy - on a train platform in rush hour anyone?! :oops: :oops: And yes we always pick it up.0 -
You have a large area of scrubland set aside just for dog crap? holy sh*tSurf-Matt wrote:It is a major downfall of the common hound.
Luckily ours only goes in a large area of scrubland set aside for that very purpose.
We did have some embarrassing moments when she was a puppy - on a train platform in rush hour anyone?! :oops: :oops: And yes we always pick it up.
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That'sssssssss nothing, on my local hills on some trails there are lots of cow cr@p.[b]bigbenj_08[/b] wrote:just rode through some dog cr*p....i ducking hate it
And they are big as cake. 0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
You have a large area of scrubland set aside just for dog crap? holy sh*tSurf-Matt wrote:It is a major downfall of the common hound.
Luckily ours only goes in a large area of scrubland set aside for that very purpose.
We did have some embarrassing moments when she was a puppy - on a train platform in rush hour anyone?! :oops: :oops: And yes we always pick it up.
Five acres of garden in total...
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I'd love to see what happens one day if you have kids, and they go off to play rugby there, or something!0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:I'd love to see what happens one day if you have kids, and they go off to play rugby there, or something!
Naah - it's covered in stinging nettles and all sorts - not the sort of area sprogs (one on the way next month) would play in. Got a lawn for that. Which takes almost two hours to mow...
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Dog crap is nothing! We were up the hills and there was far too much cow shite! Even worse on my commute the other day I was stopped by a farmer herding his cattle across the road, where I had stand and watch them shit all over the road where I was about to cycle :x0
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Herbivore shite = fine
Carnivore shite = evil0 -
congratulations, mate!Surf-Matt wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:I'd love to see what happens one day if you have kids, and they go off to play rugby there, or something!
Naah - it's covered in stinging nettles and all sorts - not the sort of area sprogs (one on the way next month) would play in. Got a lawn for that. Which takes almost two hours to mow...0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
congratulations, mate!Surf-Matt wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:I'd love to see what happens one day if you have kids, and they go off to play rugby there, or something!
Naah - it's covered in stinging nettles and all sorts - not the sort of area sprogs (one on the way next month) would play in. Got a lawn for that. Which takes almost two hours to mow...
Cheers! Lost one very late (37.5 weeks) last Nov so rather nervous but all good so far.0 -
Right Surf-Matt, seeing as your good lady has a horse, what do you think about badly behaved horses?
I realise it's not many of them, but the ones that cause the most grief seem to come from one stables, which is one of those places where anyone can have a go at horse riding.
Surely this is dangerous? and if the stuntman can train his horses so well, there's no reason why other horses shouldn't be so well trained/unflappable?
I'm just curious to get a horse owner/rider's view on this as it's been bugging me for a while.0 -
She no longer owns a horse - just rides others to keep them fit/trained up.
Yes badly behaved horses are a hazard - I think they should be left in the field.
But most are predictable and okay of you don't scare them.
"Breaking in" a horse (training it the basics) is hard work so many cut corners. Luckily she's a very decent rider and takes no sh1t from any horse!0 -
Hmm, I seem to have crossed threads somewhere! i thought this was the horse one!0
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you know simple answer to people who dont clean up after their dogs go to their house and take a dump on their lawn 0
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I reckon nappies are the answer. But I do like the idea of shooting. Either that or chainsaws. hmm0
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JackBenson59 wrote:I reckon nappies are the answer. But I do like the idea of shooting. Either that or chainsaws. hmm
nappies for a dog, now that would make me laugh , well maybe its a solution 0 -
Well on the special needs pets programme on Channel 4 a while back they had one for a cat so why not a dog. :idea:0
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one poo in my tyre from dirt jumping yesterday, and now another one today from doing some dh. :x
why cant people just pick them up, its not that much effort :evil:0 -
you think thats bad, last summer i worked as a gardener, think about strimming those verges where somone hasn't picked up the turd, luckily i managed to do the hedgecutting most of the time so only hit the shit once with a strimmer, not nice.Your'e never alone with schizophrenia.0
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anyone ever read Mr Beans Diary?
He invented something called a dog device... it involved a cork and a dogs butt. 0 -
Tell you what I hate. Riding down the canal path, you notice, especially in winter due to the lack of leaves on trees and bushes, carrier bags with dogmuck in them hanging from the branches. So fair do's, they pick the crap up and put it in a bag but then the lazy bas$%^ds can't be arsed to take it home and put it in the bin, they just sling it in the hedge for crying out loud !!
I reckon people that make use of the countryside/tow paths etc etc should be able to apply to become some kind of warden and be able to make citizens arrests on hound owners spotted not cleaning up after their dogs and once the police are involved, a straight up 500 quid fine and dogs confiscated for offenders0 -
i think some councils are trying to introduce a stick and flick policy to stop the dog poo bags on trees.
i vote the dog poo should be stomped into the carpets of the owners who don't pick up after their beasties,
..and smashing glass up the paths and into the homes of the lovely ones who smash bottles ( off topic but very annoying and as far as my council is (un)concerned not their problem).0 -
bigbenj_08 wrote:anyone ever read Mr Beans Diary?
He invented something called a dog device... it involved a cork and a dogs butt.
Yes I have that. somewhere0 -
I think the dog owners need some "VaPOOrise".
The movie. "Where the sh!t goes" 0 -
I get more problems with horse crap then dog, Have you seen how much mess those thing can make.It's not a ornament, so ride It0
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yer i spose with a dog sh!t you have a small chance of avoiding it if you see it with horse sh!t its all over the place0
