What can we create from surplus Wiggle bottle openers?

Simon Notley

Well... a comment on the Nelson Mandela thread set me thinking about this. Between us, we must have hundreds, maybe even thousands of surplus wiggle bottle openers... what possible uses are there for this stockpile? Maybe we could join them all together to create an unstoppable bottle opening juggernaut? Or maybe we could somehow create a scale model of Alpe d'Huez?

FCE2007

Pfff, I've never ever received a bottle opener!
Even the sweets have stopped :shock:

batch78

I've stopped ordering until someone on here says the sweets have returned, 3 bottle openers is plenty!!

will3

Why can't they send something usefull like chains, inner tubes, groupsets or.........

on the road

Is that what it is

PostieJohn

They taste $h1te.

You'll have to wait a couple of days for mine.

Mark Alexander

Simon Notley wrote:

Well... a comment on the Nelson Mandela thread set me thinking about this. Between us, we must have hundreds, maybe even thousands of surplus wiggle bottle openers... what possible uses are there for this stockpile? Maybe we could join them all together to create an unstoppable bottle opening juggernaut? Or maybe we could somehow create a scale model of Alpe d'Huez?

Thy don't send innertubes for two rasons. 1 they're expensive and two... they sell them.

One Alpe d'Huez is trrifying enough! I'm riding it on Saturday and am trying to blank it out
I have 3 bottle openers and have been trying to perfect my technique.
I'm passing them out between my friends so that at least on of us will have one at a party!!