Riding ruined my life...

Bikedevil

...So, because several years ago I saw big drop like thing in the woods and decided to ride off of it my life was ruined forever. shall explain why:

# I buy riding mags instead of porn

# When I see a girl on a bike I check the bike out before her arse etc..

# I have no money because when I do I buy shiny things for my steed

# My legs/arms/shoulders are scarred to buggery

# For what I spent on said shiny things I could have learnt to drive, passed my test and bought a car.

# Whenever I go anywhere I'm always spotting lines and things to ride

# When someone asks me out I tell them I'm cleaning my bike

# When I do go out all I talk about is riding

# I spend all my time when not riding on here instead of doing uni work (even when its 4am)

# I get depressed/go to the pub when I can't go riding.


....but you what..........

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I don't give a flying monkey's scrotum because its wayyyyyyyyy too much FUN!!! 8) :P :twisted:

jonny ramrod

you may be at uni.... but i'm 38 years young, and it doesn't change.. :roll:

cunning-stunt

Scratch the bit about Uni,and that's me

Mytchett Mike

I only discovered my first drop a year ago, now doing night rides and xc races - 49 this year and loving it :P

clarkson

cunning-stunt wrote:

Scratch the bit about Uni,and that's me

hehe, took the words right outa my mouth!

GhallTN6

That's scary, you must have read my mind from 200 miles away!

36 and should be working instead of on this Forum!

KONA DJ Martin

exactly the same at 13 expect the pub and uni

cgfreedom

I just done my 1st ladder drop last year, and I have 4 boys of which one comes with me!!hes 4years old and I am 37 years young. Its a passion line hunting!!
Check my video out on youtube : littleonescometoo you'll find Pitch Holmbury and Leith hills in Surrey with my boy and I all over it like a rash - Guaranteed an eye opener :shock: