Thieving Squirrels!!!

drewfromrisca
drewfromrisca Posts: 1,165
edited February 2008 in The bottom bracket
So I was casually looking out the window of my flat today looking at a 10 metre piece of wasteground that is behind a wall of my garden when suddenly I see a trainer lying on the floor that I have never seen there before. The more I stare at it the more I realise it's one of the trainer's that went missing from outside the front door a few months previous after a very muddy dog walk!!! So I climbed over the wall to retrieve my lost shoes to find that they have been bitten to pieces by the bloody squirrels that inhabit said piece of land!!! As I'm poking around the shoe I hear a chorus of shouts and eeks from the pesky critters! So I left it completely alone and retreated hastily to the other side of the wall where the bushy tailed creatures have taunted me and the dog all day long with my trainer!!!
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