Well that was embarrassing
lego
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I had a random drugs and alcohol test today (bloody 4th this year). it was going about as ok as it gets - sit down with the doc sign all the forms do the breatherliser all ok.
Now comes the wee test. bearing in mind my test was at 2.15 so about half an hour before I drank as much water as I could knowing that in half a hour I'm going to need the loo. Well they we're behind schedule by about 20 minutes not good! So when I finaly got to perform the skillfull art for weeing in a bottle to a certain level it was never going to work!, because I had to wait so bloody long to do it I almost blew the bottle down the toilet :shock: . Well he got a bit more specemin than he liked but ha ho. The bottle even has a thermomater on the side to show that the contents is body temprature. Anyway bottle now filled its then divided into two smaller bottles (only one will be tested for drugs the other as a back up).
So the bloke tells me to take the bottles back into the office (he'll follow right behind me)
and give them to the lady from HR. I walk into the room to be greated by a very attractive petite early 20's young lady and for some strange reason I say 'hello' then hold out at arms length my two bottles of pi$$ and say 'do you what one or two sugers with these'.
The look of horror and degust said it all. I wasn't in there for much longer.
Now comes the wee test. bearing in mind my test was at 2.15 so about half an hour before I drank as much water as I could knowing that in half a hour I'm going to need the loo. Well they we're behind schedule by about 20 minutes not good! So when I finaly got to perform the skillfull art for weeing in a bottle to a certain level it was never going to work!, because I had to wait so bloody long to do it I almost blew the bottle down the toilet :shock: . Well he got a bit more specemin than he liked but ha ho. The bottle even has a thermomater on the side to show that the contents is body temprature. Anyway bottle now filled its then divided into two smaller bottles (only one will be tested for drugs the other as a back up).
So the bloke tells me to take the bottles back into the office (he'll follow right behind me)
and give them to the lady from HR. I walk into the room to be greated by a very attractive petite early 20's young lady and for some strange reason I say 'hello' then hold out at arms length my two bottles of pi$$ and say 'do you what one or two sugers with these'.
The look of horror and degust said it all. I wasn't in there for much longer.
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