Naked old men in gym changing rooms......

JustRidecp
JustRidecp Posts: 302
edited September 2007 in The bottom bracket
Give me the creeps.

I always feel like I'm gatecrashing their naked party. Why are they naked ALL the time and why do they insist on standing with one foot on the bench, airing off their tackle? Gives me the boke.
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  • snakehips
    snakehips Posts: 2,272
    Try not to be so harsh. You'll be a naked old man one day.
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  • please get this in the soapbox forum this is soooo wrong
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  • Lol, it's the same at the swimming pool when I go for a shower, naked old ladies though.

    :?
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    It's the ear-splitting old-man farts that really give me the jitters :shock:

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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Good for them for being at the gym... fat people are worse imo but well done for them for trying to stop the bulge

    the people who get me in the changing rooms are the "look at me I'm blow drying my hair in the buff"

    it's really not necessary
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  • ricadus
    ricadus Posts: 2,379
    Perhaps the gym is a 'cottage'. :D
  • the ones that freak me out are the ones that put their shoes and socks on BEFORE anything else.
    It almost gives you the urge to remind them in case they've forgot...
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  • popette
    popette Posts: 2,089
    At our local swimming pool the ladies and mens changing rooms exit onto a bank of lockers. I was once putting my bag into a locker, with kids in tow, when I saw a naked old man putting his stuff in his locker a bit further down. He obviously didn't realise that he was in view of the swimming pool and more importantly me!

    :oops:
  • Naked old men aren't as offputting IMHO as the naked middle aged men who insist on using the hairdryers as whole body driers. Dont feel like drying my hair when I've just seen the drier pointing where the sun dont shine. Just as well I dont have as much as I used to...
  • jc4lab
    jc4lab Posts: 554
    Wonder if the womens changing room is the same?
    jc
  • popette
    popette Posts: 2,089
    not that i've seen.
  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    Nah, I bet they are a palace of talc powder, scented wipes, big fluffy towels, clean benches, lockers with clothes hangars and free samples of shampoo, conditioner, moisturiser, nail cream lying around in front of massive mirrors with lots of lights around 'em as used by professional make-up artists :D

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  • popette wrote:
    SNIPwhen I saw a naked old man putting his stuff in his locker
    :oops:
    Errr ALL his stuff or just his clothes and things? :lol:
  • girofan
    girofan Posts: 137
    :idea: Any chance of seeing some naked old women?
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  • ivancarlos
    ivancarlos Posts: 1,034
    McBain_v1 wrote:
    Nah, I bet they are a palace of talc powder, scented wipes, big fluffy towels, clean benches, lockers with clothes hangars and free samples of shampoo, conditioner, moisturiser, nail cream lying around in front of massive mirrors with lots of lights around 'em as used by professional make-up artists :D

    That sounds more like the locker room for chaps who are good with colours :wink:
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  • JustRidecp wrote:

    I always feel like I'm gatecrashing their naked party. Why are they naked ALL the time and why do they insist on standing with one foot on the bench, airing off their tackle? Gives me the boke.

    Cycling girl
    Lol, it's the same at the swimming pool when I go for a shower, naked old ladies though.

    :D what with one foot up on the bench airing their tackle :shock: :D
  • popette
    popette Posts: 2,089
    The lady who lives in the house which backs onto mine does this. We see quite clearly into their bathroom from our lounge. They surely must be able to see us sitting there - especially when we've got the lights on and it's pitch black outside - but they just don't seem bothered and will go to the loo, shower, wash etc in clear view of us. I have seen her drying herself off, starkers with her leg up on the window ledge etc etc.
    I saw the husband watching me doing pilates in my lounge one morning as well.
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  • do any of them go into the sauna naked?they do at my gym, its just wrong. Many a time i have had a good workout and wanted to finish off in the sauna only to walk in and then straight out again because of the old fatty sat on the top row, back against the wall with his legs apart with his horrible, sweaty... Its just wrong.
  • redshift
    redshift Posts: 1,861
    Only in the UK will you find people who think it's wrong to be naked in a sauna... :shock:
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  • redshift wrote:
    Only in the UK will you find people who think it's wrong to be naked in a sauna... :shock:

    people ... alright.

    legs open fatties ...mebbe not.
  • jc4lab
    jc4lab Posts: 554
    At one hostel i stayed at in Europe the Showers were mixed...Grabibng my towel they knew I was English..
    jc
  • HarryB
    HarryB Posts: 197
    jc4lab wrote:
    At one hostel i stayed at in Europe the Showers were mixed...Grabibng my towel they knew I was English..

    Do you have an address, grid reference, phone number?